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1. Give a person a fish and they can eat for a day, teach that person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 2.Some people are like Slinkys.... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think " well, THAT's not going to happen" 4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 5. The other night I ate at a family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 6.Have you noticed that since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks aobut seeing UFO's like they used to ? 7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is that they are all liars. 8.Whenever I feel blue..........I start breathing again. 9.All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention to criticism. 10.Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you a couple hundred dollars, but a slight tax cut saves you 30 cents ? 11. In the 60's people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it normal. 12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 13.There is a theory that states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory that states this has already happened. 14. How is it one carelsss match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire ? 15. You read about all these terrorists----- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now.... compare that to Blockbuster: you're 2 days late with a video and those people are ALL over you . Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
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