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Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer Being an estrogen based lifeform, I have the occasionally irritating habit of bombarding my husband with wildly hypothetical questions. Tonight, I asked him (remember: wildly hypothetical) what he would do if offered a billion dollars to torture and kill our beloved four legged companion, LabRat. This is the animal who's cute positions and expressions often prompt my husband to call me into the room to witness. The cat who's face graces his coffee mug at work. The darling little fellow who's purrs begin when he's within three feet of either of us. The precious loving creature who can always bring a smile to my husband's face, after even the most dehumanizing day! He didn't even hesitate to answer this crazy question! As soon as the words left my mouth, he was ready with a firm "yes"! Now, it's not like we can expect Bill Gates to show up at our front door, pointing a finger at our little multi-colored bundle of joy and saying "he's history". But still, how can he even imagine himself killing our little LabRat pidgey pants? And while he was purring away, giving my husband a look of pure love, no less! So now I am pissed at Joe over an answer to a highly improbable hypothetical situation. Did you know that in Japan, they have suicide pact internet dating services? how's this for an OH MY GOD moment? Pregnant woman impaled on microphone stand after falling from loft in home
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GREEN OAK TOWNSHIP, Mich., June 11 � A woman 8� months pregnant fell from a loft in her home Wednesday and was impaled on a microphone stand, police said. Jessie Wickham, 34, was in critical condition Wednesday night at the University of Michigan Hospital, spokeswoman Carolyn Mogan said.
Relatives told Detroit television station WDIV that Wickham's baby was to be delivered by Caesarean section Wednesday night. Mogan could not confirm that. The woman was impaled in the upper chest, the Livingston County Daily Press & Argus of Howell reported. She was in the home's second-story loft when she became dizzy and fell, crashing through a bannister, police Chief Robert Brookins said. She fell onto the 3-foot microphone stand, which was amid musical instruments set up on the first floor, officials said. She called 911 for help, the newspaper said. After she hung up, her 6-year-old son called back to help guide emergency personnel to the home, about 40 miles west of Detroit. Friends said Wickham was a bass player and vocalist who opened her home to area musicians to practice. ''She's like the biggest-hearted person you could ever meet in your life,'' said friend Lisa Huff.
� 2003 Associated Press. If some crazy bitch was out on my street screaming at passing cars, I'd call the police to have her taken to the world of padded walls and thorazine injections. Even without knowing her background of lunacy. A terrible childhood is no excuse for being a horrible person. I don't know why I'm saving this for last. The Post Office has managed not to deliver our tax refund. I spent the morning on the phone with the IRS over it. In two weeks (assuming the post office doesn't lose it), I'll get some paperwork in the mail to initiate a trace on the check. Six weeks later, I find out if someone's cashed it. If they have, it will be at least three months, before we get a new check! Just what we need in our financial situation!
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