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Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Tony answered, "No. He minded his own fucking business." Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Tony says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Tony, that's a mouthful." Tony says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob." A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Tony. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is �4�, but�. I like your thinking." Then Tony says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one wearing the wedding ring' , but�. I like your thinking."
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