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Here's one. It'll require a little background. Phil, my big ex, is what I call sexually indiscriminate. He will fuck anyone anywhere (unfortunately this may aomeday include children). He is also married to Sunshine (yes that is her name). Now Phil has NEVER been faithful to Sunshine. From the moment they first "hooked up" he has been sleeping around on her. Sunshine's method of dealing with this is to forbid Phil from ever having contact with people he has fucked or may not strongly enough discourage him from fucking around. Phil doesn't have a problem with this policy because, as he is rather good looking and charming, he has an infinite pool of potential fuckees from which to draw. Now here's the funny bit of gossip I heard recently. Phil, surprise surprise, had sex with a deadhead chick that he and Sunshine used to tour with. Sunshine's reaction? She calls up the chick to have it out with her for seducing her husband! I guess that makes one more person on the ever-growing list of forbidden contacts for Phil! At this rate Sunshine is going to have to put Phil in a very small room and not allow any visitors (hopefully including their daughter on this list). Okay, perhaps this is not so amusing to those who don't know these people, but it's a god damn hoot to me! The image of the day is the hatbox I just finished. I think the sculpting worked out well!
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